Estamos Aqui

We have arrived and are now waiting to deplane. The flight was quick and easy, with the only notable event the failure of this Sears Holdings pen:

Well, it sort of worked; if you held it at the right angle and suppressed the button you could write a few letters at a time. Undoubtably this pen was bought at a high margin rate and the buyer probably received substantial Shop Your Way points. Members First!